#1 we like being "the boyfriend"
Despite our huge ego about being manly or macho, men like to be in love as much as girls do.
#2 we hate it when you're puliing away
When a girl has made a commitment to a guy, we'd usually expect the girl to stop making us to chase after them. But girls keep on doing it. Its like you're pulling us with your right hand but pushing us with your left hand.
#3 we want our friends to like you but not love you.
In guy world, a bros approval is extremely important. Its like the number one code in the bro code, bros before hoes. But once you get to know our friends, try not to get too close. The thought of losing you is already unbearable, but losing you to a friend, no man should go through that.
#4 we want you to like, but not love, our friends.
This is very important. This has to do a lot with #3. But yet again, dont get too close to one of our friend. Like when we're hanging out with a couple of the guy's friends but the girl keep on eyeballing the friend. How would the boyfriend ? Jealous ? Immature, yes, but we are guys ! We are always immature, so its reasonable to show our love in stupid and immature ways.
#5 We worry that you might dump us
Guys spend most of their time worrying if they might get dumped. I do. We probably spend more time thinking of you dumping us than dumping you.
(taken of the internet)